If I ever see you guys in real life I’m screaming your URL as loud as I can
I dare you.
you don’t even need to make fun of republicans they do it for you
have you ever felt that tension with someone where out of nowhere you just want to grab them, kiss them and make them beg, make them ask for more. their eyes and body drive you nuts and you just want them and you’ll do anything to get them, touch them, hear them, own them and you know you just crave for them and its like your life depends on it and you will never get enough
why is there only one bristle on this toothbrush
It’s not even at the top
i cant stop laughing at this fucking naked toothbrush look at it ufcking look
having a crush should be #1 in 1000 ways to die
so ijust realised something
plastic donasours, right
plastic is made of oil
which comed from
plastic dinosaurs are made of irl dinosaurs
science has definitely come too far
how did you manage to spell dinosaurs differently 3 times
"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"